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Fins Please try again later. Paperback Verified Purchase. We are VERY glad we read the book before giving it to our 14 year old daughter. This book points out what the Catholic Church stance is then goes on to point out the authors don't share the Church's views. They claim to be Catholic but only practice what fits their lifestyle and ingnore the rest.
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Misrepresenting true Catholic principles, this book just sweeps along with the helpless attitudes of NOT coping in today's world. A reed bending to whichever breeze blows it along Thankks God for paper shredders, at least the paper can be recycled.
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Forgive them Father Find chicks to fuck in anderson in know not what they do - they are leading young Catholic females into perdition. MARK 9: They have no idea what they've done by trying to force their un-Christian lifestyles onto mainstream Catholic teaching. The Catholic Girl's Guide to Sex is written from the point of view of a Catholic woman who eschews the church's views on sex in favor of, basically, what you'd find in Cosmo or your average group-of-twenty-somethings sitcom.
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The tone is, "You're going to do it anyway - here's how to use your fellow human beings! For example, there's a guide Love in foryd how to write a break-up letter to your boyfriend from high school - so you can cbicks sex with college guys - in such a way that you'll be able to use him for sex again later. Now that sounds like satire, right? That could be funny, right?
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But it's a whole book of that stuff. Taken page by page, it isn't written well enough to be funny, and taken as a whole it's just depressing. Of course, it's also possible they're serious, Find chicks to fuck in anderson in which case it's still just depressing. I am not a Catholic and have to assume this book was written by loud, dumb Satanists trying to lead loud, dumb Catholic girls to Hell.
The humor, if you can call it that, is so trite and forced and phony that I sincerely think the authors made a deal with Satan To the closeted lesbian get this pile of utter garbage published.
In fact, I found it in the garbage and regret bringing it home for what I thought would be a few good chuckles at Catholic's expense. You really have to be Find chicks to fuck in anderson in by religion to find anything redeeming about this "book".
Chapter One tells girls not to have Fine or use protection, then the rest of the book is a how to about having sex, giving oral sex and how to justify it to yourself and the church by delusion and deception.
Honestly, anyone who recommends this is a Satanist of the highest order. Supremely horrible and detestable, humanity should be ashamed something like this actually exists.Women Seeking Sex Candia
I think our collective IQ dropped 20 points the moment this entered the public. This "book" completely wipes out any of humanity's proud achievements throughout all of history, forever.
Its getting one star for being a prime example of why humanity should be murdered by giant space monsters from beyond. I get this is supposed to be humorous, was raised Catholic and none of that matters. I am dumber for paging through this baby's coffin of a publication.
I give it two stars because I like the illustrations, but this is not for young women. Bad cihcks problem Catholic-bashing from within the fold I think they call those wolves?
Not good for your daughter. Good books are: Lasance remains excellent. His "Young Man's Guide" is jn counterpart for boys.
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